i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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