Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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