I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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