his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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