who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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