I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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