who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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