normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Houston, we have a blender
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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