Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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