So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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