It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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