i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My cat gives me a boner
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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