I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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