Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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