Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you're hired as official boob wrangler
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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