Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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