she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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