The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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