People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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