You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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