white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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