You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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