what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Damn victory sex feels great
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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