Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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