rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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