We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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