Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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