Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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