We're facebook friends in real life
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You can't just leave with hair like that
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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