Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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