That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Shame - the story of my life.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
