She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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