We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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