Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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