There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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