Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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