She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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