he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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