Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just pee around me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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