He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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