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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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