Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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