How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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