Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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