Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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