I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
