I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
And then he peed in my hair
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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