just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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