So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
