We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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