the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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