u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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