i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I love you.
Bad choice
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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