Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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